Hey y'all! Hugs, kisses, yada yada yada...
As y'all know by now, I am a true fan of The Gooble Mail©. I just love the fact that my ONE inbox can catch all the various mail from personal/business/Daddy's business/extremely private e-mail addresses all in one spot.
I love it.
But, what I don't care much for is the advertisements that The Gooble Mail© throws up there. I mean, it's kinda spooky, really. It's like they have read your computer letters already, and throw ads at you that pertain to what folks have written you about.
I know y'all know what I mean, and most of them don't get a second glance from me. But, today one REALLY CAUGHT MY ATTENTION.
Lookit! (You're gonna have to click on it to see the big picture)
As you can see, my buddy Debbie sent me an e-mail containing a very interesting story about one dog that acts as a "seeing eye dog" for her blind dog friend. It's a really cool story, really.
But, The Gooble Mail© throws in an ad about how you can buy this product that will DNA test your dog, so that you can know what kind of breed your half-breed mutt just might be. And...it just KILLS me! It "makes a great gift for your dog!"
I'm sure that is absotively true, too. I mean, don't you know that there are thousands (if not millions) of dogs just hammerin' around the yard...marking trees, chasing butterflies, lickin' their butts, eatin' their own dried up crap...I mean, just seemingly happy as clams.
But, deep inside they are struggling...I mean, suffering horribly because they don't really know their heritage. Sure, they try hard to ACT LIKE they are perfectly content with a belly-rub & a game of fetch the tennis ball...
But, it's all an act. They are miserable. I mean, unless you're a pet
You can solve all this. It would make "a great gift for your dog."
Heck, I think you owe it to 'em to get you one of these DNA swab kits, so they can finally put to rest all their doubts, and begin to walk in their true identity.
I couldn't help myself...I had to chase the link. And, I'm so, so, way glad that I did.
Look, you can even "Host Your Own Swab-A-Thon!"
Now, I don't know about y'all, but that sounds like a helluva good time to me! I mean, you can gather up all the neighbors dogs, all the strays that just roam the 'hood crapping in your yard & chasing meter-readers & scaring the crud out of little kids trying to play on the sidewalk...and host you a "Swab-A-Thon."
You can probably improve your neighborhood by at least 175%, just by helping all these mutts figure out exactly what breed of useless they generated off of!
Do it for the chirrens!
I did find the site pretty interesting...they even gots a video at the bottom explaining why it's a really great idea to DNA swab your dog for breed mixture. So, while you're pondering what to give your pooch for Christmas, y'all might want to keep this "gift" idea in mind.
BTW, as far as I can tell there ain't nothing in there about child support...