Dr. Jill...

Hey y'all!  Hugs, kisses, yada yada yada...

One of our beloved "regular contributors," Dr. Jill, has decided to come "out of the closet."  Being that she is a high-placed human being, and needs to protect her anonymousness, she has always axed me to hold her identity close to my vestibules.  

But, today I got this heart-felt computer letter from Dr. Jill (and I'm just paraphrasing here) saying that she was just WAY tired of hiding her real self.  She was WAY tired of trying to maintain her professional outward self, while REALLY being the mischievous, fun-loving, devil-may-care gal she is deep down inside.

I was gut-punched by the whole deal.  Truly, I was.

So, since I love Dr. Jill as much as I do, I'm gonna post this picture of her and two of her friends, in order to help her in the difficult days of transitioning from anonymouseness to the bright light of virtual sunshine. 

I still can't quite bring myself to give away her actual identity, so I did me some fancy eye-blocking stuff on this shot.  But, you'll be able to tell pretty quick which one Dr. Jill is.

Trust me, you will!

And, Dr. Jill also noted in her computer letter that she's thinking of making these up for Christmas gifts for all the females in her family.  I half-way propositioned her about how we might be able to sell these things on The Gooble, along with my The Gooble Is Wrong T-shirt when I finally get it all printed up and everything.

She didn't say "NO," so I'll take that as a "YES!"

Hey look!!!  If you are looking for the perfect gift for "the gal that has EVERYTHING...or maybe for the gal that's got NOTHING," this might just be the ticket. 

I'll put you in touch with her if you're interested.  Just send me a computer letter at AndyIsAStupidRetardAndJustWastedFiveMinutesOfMyDay@andyisastupidretard.edu. 

But, ya' gotta admit it's funny.  And, ya' gotta admit YOU WANT ONE!  We'll be selling 'em cheap...and pretty soon, too!  We're thinking we might customize tattoos above the left nip...for a nominal charge, of course...