I've been as busy as a one-armed-switchman, and forgot that it was Wednesday. (The days all seem to run together lately.)
But, I know that s
Well, here she is.
See, she ain't got osteoporosis, or tattoos, or neither does she weigh in heavier than a Kenworth.
Okay...so, I was desperate, and forgot it was Wednesday, and Walt sent me this deal with X-Rated X-rays Calendar Girl.
So, if I get ONE more e-mail bitching about "Why didn't you post a Humpday Hottie, Andy? Losing your touch, are you? You suck! The Mayor, and Pseudo, and even Two Dogs put up HDH pictures...and you suck!" I'm going to come to your house (and I know where you live...and your IP address...and that you wear briefs/not boxers), and...
Well, I'm not sure what I'm gonna do to you. But, you'll be sorry for sure.
Ya' know...skeletons in stilettos ain't all that unattractive.
Just sayin'...
I'm thinkin' a tattooed X-Ray would be MOST interesting. Makes me wonder if different colored ink resonates at different frequencies. Oh, wait. That would probably be an MRI. Nevermind.
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