This weeks' "Humpday Hottie" is...

Courtesy of Dr. Jill.

No, that ain't Dr. Jill.  Dr. Jill is a bit older than this gal.  Nyuk!

Humpday Junk...

Hey y'all!  Hugs, kisses, yada yada yada...

No Humpday Hottie today.  Don't bother to thank me.

Just some random stuff I've found interesting...

Basil has a post up about sending e-mails to multiple recipients that I found very interesting.  I was ignorant of the fact that I could be causing some e-mail recipients to receive increased spam.  I don't often send e-mails to multiple recipients, but from now on I will take his advice about the proper way.  Thanks, Basil!

I took an online poll this morning.  I came across a link to an MSNBC poll in the comment section on another blog.  At this point there are over 2,300,000 votes.  The poll is from back in May, I believe, so it may not even be registering new votes.  Not sure.

This is where the results stood... (click on it to get the big picture)

And these Bozos at the ObozO Justice Department are taking Arizona to court.  We should be ashamed for ever letting these people ascend to power.

It is abundantly clear that this administration has no regard for the safety of the citizenry, or the enforcement of our immigration laws.  They are a true embarrassment!  EVERY! STINKIN'! ONE!

I'm gonna try to order these from somewhere...

Nyuk!  Here is a picture I've been holding on to for a while, (speaking of Arizona).  It was titled "Arizona Motorcycle Seat."  Don't remember where I stole it...

Nyuk!

Yesterday I posted a little short "stress relief" video.  I came across this sign at Theo's Place that I liked.

Here's some other stuff I snagged off Theo this morning.

Nyuk!

Speaking of Arizona's illegal immigration law...

Nyuk, nyuk!!!

Well, that's about all I got today, just a bunch of stolen (yet mostly credited) junk.  Gonna' be busy today, and I hope y'all have a productive, wonderful Humpday.

And, oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Humpday Hottie Blottie!

Nyuk!  See what I just did there?  Ha hahahahahahahahaha!  Ya' see!  It's an ink blot.  That looks like a girl!

She's "blot!"  Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ya' know...an ink blot...like those deals Psychiatrists show you to figure out if you're as screwed up as they are.

Hahahahahahahaha...see, it's a play on words.

She's a real "blottie!"

Oh man, I'm laughing my guts up!!!

Aaaaahhhhhhhhh.   I just kill me...

Humpday Hottie...

Crud! 

I've been as busy as a one-armed-switchman, and forgot that it was Wednesday.  (The days all seem to run together lately.)

But, I know that several thousand three folks check in at Andy's Place on Wednesday for the express purpose of  feasting y'all's 6 eyes on our "Humpday Hottie."

Well, here she is.

See, she ain't got osteoporosis, or tattoos, or neither does she weigh in heavier than a Kenworth.

Okay...so, I was desperate, and forgot it was Wednesday, and Walt sent me this deal with X-Rated X-rays Calendar Girl.

So, if I get ONE more e-mail bitching about "Why didn't you post a Humpday Hottie, Andy?  Losing your touch, are you?  You suck!  The Mayor, and Pseudo, and even Two Dogs put up HDH pictures...and you suck!" I'm going to come to your house (and I know where you live...and your IP address...and that you wear briefs/not boxers), and...

Well, I'm not sure what I'm gonna do to you.  But, you'll be sorry for sure.

Ya' know...skeletons in stilettos ain't all that unattractive.

Just sayin'...

Humpday Hottie...Kinfolk edition...

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know it's not even close to Autumn, and it's about 106 degrees most everywhere.

But dangit! I ran across this picture that The Mrs. took of our little niece about 3 or 4 years ago in the front yard. And, by golly it's just cute. I mean it's a picture of a gorgeous little gal...and she don't even have snot running all down her face.

Humpday "Spottie"...

C'mon, that cute, no?  And clever, no?

No?

Okay...But I figured y'all would appreciate it more than another Humpday Snottie.

Probably The Mayor, and Pseudo will do better than me again today (The Mayor had a "Not-E" featured last week btw, but Pseudo was right on the mark).  I doubt CL will have an entry today, though.  Last I heard, he was hiding out from the Feds in Fenris' spare bunker.

Look, y'all have a fabulous Wednesday, okay?  Do it for me!  Do it for the children!

Love,  Andy

Humpday Snottie...

Okay...so that was gross.



But, this is just cute!

Wednesday Morning Funnies...

Hey y'all!  Hugs, kisses, yada yada yada...

No Humpday Hottie this week.  I'm sure CL, and Pseudonym will handle that quite well.  The Mayor has been posting pictures of Scott Baio all week (tempting fate), so I'm expecting another "in your face Humpday Scottie."

But, I will not participate this week.  Don't bother to thank me.

Just some funnies from the mailbox, and other junk I stole on the net this am.

Walt sent along this video.  It's been around a time or two, but it's always good for a quick grin.




I stole this off of Theo Spark...

Nyuk!  When is September gonna be?

Let's see, oh yeah...I started to use this for a Humpday Hottie, but I've sworn it off.  I got this off Caption This!

Michael Moore is engaged!

They make a lovely couple, don't ya' think???

Well, that's about all I've got this am.  Got a busy day ahead, but I plan to give y'all an update on the story I told y'all about yesterday a little later on.  It has no place in a post of funny (at least somewhat funny) junk.

Oooop!  Mr. Google Reader tells me that one of my favorite blogs just posted their Humpday Hottie.  I'll just have to link to it, because it is NSFW.

Well, y'all have a wonderful Wednesday!  I love y'all each and every one.  I mean it!

Let's us do one last "Humpday Hottie" before we put the wraps on it...

She may not be the most physically attractive mature lady you've ever seen, but Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has got more stones than the entirety of  Mt. Rushmore Obama!  And, that's "hot" in my book...

And, she sure does beat the livin' stuffin' out of the gal she replaced...in more ways than one...

What was Arizona thinking when they elected Neopolitan?  Well, at least they've got their minds right now.  Good on 'em!  Y'all just remember, Arizona is gonna need a continual groundswell of support from the rest of the nation.  They've decided to take the hard hits in the press, from the White House, and a gazillion other moronic outfits...probably got Eric Paper Towel Holder coming after 'em pretty soon...

And, NOBODY in the State will take more abuse than Jan.  Good gracious, we surely need brave souls like Jan in Statehouses all across this land!  Okay...that's your last "Humpday Hottie."  (No "read more" link, or surprise skaggots, or nothing).


(click it to see it BIG...I'm just kiddin'...there ain't a link to anything gross there.  Really, there's not.)

Humpday Hottie..."real humps" edition...

Well, honestly I think we shot our wad for this week yesterday.

Walt sent along this photo, and it is really fascinating.  Camels do have humps, don't they?  I know it's a stretch, but I thought this was cool.  Thanks, Walt!

Humpday Hottie...

Humpday Hottie..."Good wife" edition...

Okay, call me a Chauvinist!

But, I find good wives extremely hot.  Studies have shown that women who are good housekeepers, good cooks, are concerned about the raising of their children, and such "wifely things," have much much happier husbands, and a more fulfilling sex life.

It's true.  I know, because I read it somewhere on the computer!

Now, I don't believe that a wife should be responsible for all the family, or household duties...especially if she is engaged in employment outside the home. But, when you find a woman like today's "Humpday Hottie," it really doesn't matter how she looks.

Humpday Hottie...This one's for the girls!

Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay...Alright Already!

It seems that we are about to have a revolt on our hands here at Andy's Place...

In my attempt to present extremely hot female photos each Wednesday, I have obviously frustrated our more feminine readers.  Oh, it's not that they mind seeing pictures of scantily clad female hotties.  It's just that they are beginning to feel neglected.

I've been getting computer letters like, "Hey, you stupid Bozo!  Why don't you never, never, never show any hot men on your blog?  Us gals are out here, TOO!"

So, this one's for the gals...

Every gal likes to see a shirtless, muscle-ripped "workin' man!"   Right?

Humpday Hottie...

Now, I've always thought that Conservative chicks were much "hotter" than liberal gals.  But, every once in a while, I come across a leftie-lib chick that makes me scratch my head, and doubt myself.

Today's "Hottie" photo is Not Safe For While At Work.  (partial nudity)  So, don't click on the "read more" link unless nobody else is around.

Humpday Hottie...

Well, today's Hottie is from the archives of Andy's Place.  I don't know whether this was sent to me by a reader, or stolen somewhere.  It's been a while...

Now, this particular "Hottie" photo actually brings many dozens of visitors to Andy's Place via Gooble Searches.  So, you know it is "HOT."  I thought I'd kill two birds with one rock here, and also illustrate The Wrongness of The Gooble Image Search.

Monday, Monday!!!

Hey y'all!  Hugs, kisses, yada yada yada...

Did you ever have a too long week that was followed by a too short weekend?  Yeah, I'll bet you have.  But, it don't matter, does it?  It's Monday, so hi-ho, and all that junk...

I'll swear, The Mrs. just wore me out yesterday while I was supervising her working in the yard.  You know, I used to be "in shape."  Now I'm just "a shape."  This winter has really taken the edge off my fitness, but I reckon it'll come around now that the weather is getting nice, and you don't risk frostbite by being outside for more than 3 seconds.  Dangit!  This winter was too cold, and too long.  Dangit! So I'm not gonna gripe.  Much.

I have a less than zero pool of inspiration, so I'm just gonna show y'all some stuff.  Did you see the picture that the New York stinkin' Times ran yesterday?

Yep...You can go look at the article if you want to, but it quotes Obozo a bunch, so I wouldn't bother, if I were you.  Don't bother to thank me.

I swear, I think The Gooble gets wronger and wronger with each passing day.  We had a searcher show up here at Andy's Place that lets me know for sure that I am likely to have a long career as The Wrongness of The Gooble Czar™ .  Or, I might pass on the mantle to somebody else...because frankly the job can be quite tiresome.

Anyway, the searcher was looking for "pics of kids falling in love."  

And that is what The Gooble told 'em to look at.

Jeepers, I'd be some ticked off if I was them...

BTW, here's the picture in full-size.

it

I was gonna save it for a "Humpday Hottie" edition, but it needed to be used to once again point out the wrongness of The Gooble.

And heh!  Nyuk!  Walt sent me these things written by little kids about the ocean...  Oh man, did I laugh!  He said that there were 3 real gems in there.  But, I couldn't pick just 3, so here they are:

Children Writing About the Ocean...

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend
any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7) 

Now, those are funny. Let's see what else I've got for y'all. Hmmmm....I got a bunch of good junk, but I don't want to keep y'all from what you're doing. Besides that, I gotta get on to work myself.

Look, y'all have a blessed day, okay? I love all y'all. I mean it.