Happy New Year! (My perdictions for 2012)

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A) The world will not end.


B) Israel will get in a war with Iran.  ObozO will crap his diaper, and have not ONE clue as to what to do. 


3) LSU will beat 'Bama in the BCS Championship on January 9 by the score of 24 to 10.  (We will play MUCH better than we did in Tuscaloosa, and humiliate Corch Saban's bunch.


4)  My beloved LSU Tigers will go 13-0 again in the regular season, and head off to play some useless team from the Big XII (or whatever it is now) in the BCS Championship game in 2013.   

We will win (of course), but that will happen over in 2013, so this part of it is not really a perdiction about 2012.


E)  Mitt Romney will trounce Barack ObozO in the Presidential Election, even though the Republicans, for the most part, wished they'd had a more conservative candidate.  He will be elected in November of 2012 in an electoral landslide...mostly because all of those "first time" voters that ObozO inspired to the polls in 2008 (and have not voted since) have forgotten where their polling station is.


As a side note, Mitt will stun his conservative detractors by actually presiding in the Oval office as a conservative.  He will govern much more conservatively than Dubya did...but it'll take a few years for that to play out, so this is not a perdiction for 2012.


6)  The Republicans will gain full control of all three branches of gubmit (The White House, The Senate, and the House of Representatives, those are the three branches, according to the retarded guy from New Stinkin' York, Senator Chuck Schumer).


7)  Gold will stay about where it is as far as monetary value...maybe drop a hundred bucks per ounce.  (Silver will, too.  It's already nose-dived, and will likely stay right where it's at).


8)  Incandescent light bulbs will NOT be banned after all!  The Congerss will reverse itself when the overwhelming phone calls, e-mails, and threats of violence toward Congerssmen/Women/Whatever from constituents that have NOT been paying attention for the last many years outweigh the political power of GE (which GE sucks).


9)  Another dictator will die.  Hopefully, it will be Fidel Castro.   But, it won't matter.  "Mans' Inhumanity to Man" will rock on until Jesus comes.

Again.


10)  Notre Dame's football program will suck.  

Again.


11)  I will finally figure out exactly how to change the touch sensitivity on my phancy new iPhone, and not accidentally call my Brother-in-Law in the middle of the night and wake him up when I was really just trying to check my e-mail.


12)  Our old buddy,  Two Dogs, will start blogging again in serious fashion.  (If he decides to).


13)  (That's a prime number, in case you didn't know)  "The Peace of Jerusalem" will still be prayed for by Yours Truly.


14)  I will not have a grandchild born, but will continue to have a never-ending brood of great nieces and great nephews.

I swear, they're like a bunch of rabbits.


15)  Tucker will turn two years old, but he will not exhibit the standard "Two Year Old" behavior.


16)  (Removed before publishing, because even though I'd be right with this one, it would hurt a family member's feelings if they read it.)

 17)  Same as #16.

 18)  Same as #17.

 19)  My baby brother will turn 50 in July.  He will be a fabulous Father to his newborn baby girl (I don't remember what her name is, but it's no biggie because I can barely remember the names of my own children).


Yep!  He's really gonna be 50, and has to keep care of this little package.

Glad it's not me! 


Just sayin'...


20)  Drumroll..............Andy will buy a new comprutuh!  Even though I am scared spitless, because all of my biz customer database is on MS Works 8, and I am ALMOST POSITIVE  that it will not work with Windows 7, and I'm probably going to have to start back from scratch with about a bazillion things having to do with my biz, and Daddy's biz to actually be a productive human in this digital age, I'm gonna have to do it.


It took two restarts just to get this overwhelmingly wonderful glob post done.


Jeepers...


I guess us XP fans are going the way of the dinosaurs.  




Oh yeah, something I forgot...The Mayans suck!  No matter how much y'all wish the world is going to end pretty quick, and put y'all out of y'all's misery...it ain't gonna happen. 


Merry New Years!!!

Good 'Toon...(#whatever)

Swiped off Theo

Good 'Toon...

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Stolden off Theo again.

Good 'Toon...

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Swiped off Theo

I can't come up with it...

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This is a good concept, but there has got to be a better text for the speech balloon.  I just can't come up with it.

Stolen from Theo.  Again.

'Tis The Season...

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Stolen off Theo.

Hey y'all!  I've been really busy, and actually quite emotionally taxed over the last several days.  So, posting has been light, and will likely be for a while.

Just a note...things are "looking up" in a couple of our struggles, and I appreciate the love, kind wishes, and prayers of you all.

I'm around, and things will return to the abnormal normal eventually.  Y'all have a great week!

Good 'Toon...

Stolen off Theo.

It's in French...

...but it's only half a minute.




Stolen off Theo Spark. Oh wait, here's something else I stole off him...

Nyuk (#835)...

Stolen off Theo Spark

Just a word of encouragement...

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Hey y'all!  I've been really busy, but I hope to get something really good together to post on the weekend.  I probably won't, because there's not too much of "the great" clanging around in the noggin.  But, maybe I can find some good junk to steal from others to show y'all.

Like this...

Stolden off Theo.

Another Sunday, and still I got nothin'...

Hey y'all!  Hugs, kisses, yada yada yada...

Good Sunday morning at y'all!  I hope you're up, around, and enjoying the day that The Lord hath made!  Go ahead on...REJOICE, and be glad in it!

So, I got nothing.  Again.  Oh, wait!  Here is a cartoon that I stole off Paul Mitchell on The Facebook.

By the way, Paul has a post up over there at his place about struggles with Wordpress.  If any of y'all happen to be Wordpress Einsteins, go over there and see if you might have a hint, or two to drop on the boy.

Since we're all about linkage from here on...just in case you missed it over at Barry The Barbarian's joint, this post truly made me guffaw.  Ann Coulter is appearing at HomoCon.  That ad is just stinkin' hilarious!

Woody has a new poster up.  He's really good with posters and graphics IMHO.

Oh yeah, also on a tip from Mr. Mitchell, the "They be rapin' everybody" dude...



Antoine Dodson gots his own computer page now. You da man, Antoine!  Strike while the iron's hot, pal.

Speaking of being so dumb...really dumb...for real, I just discovered yesterday that The Gooble Translate® has language detection.  I always tried to guess at what the gibberish I was looking at was written in to get a translation.  But, it's right there in the drop box where you select a language.  It says, "Detect Language."    Man, I'm lame.

Boy, aren't you glad you dropped in this morning?  Well, I'm glad you did, anyway.

For real!

I'll probably come up with something interesting later on today.  Probably. Maybe.  Probably not.

Well, anyway, y'all have a blessed Sunday!  Go do a good deed, or something.  Help a neighbor.  Rescue an abused or neglected animal.  Save a whale, or something. 

Man, I'm lame...

Forecast for today...

Stolen Junk Saturday...

Since I literally got NOTHING original again, how about some good stolen junk that I stole from folks this morning?

Stolen off Theo Spark...

The political season is in full swing, so be sure and stock up. I wonder if there is a case discount?

Stolen off The Real Dave...

Cartoon Theft...

Stolen off of Two Dogs from The Facebook.

Humpday Junk...

Hey y'all!  Hugs, kisses, yada yada yada...

No Humpday Hottie today.  Don't bother to thank me.

Just some random stuff I've found interesting...

Basil has a post up about sending e-mails to multiple recipients that I found very interesting.  I was ignorant of the fact that I could be causing some e-mail recipients to receive increased spam.  I don't often send e-mails to multiple recipients, but from now on I will take his advice about the proper way.  Thanks, Basil!

I took an online poll this morning.  I came across a link to an MSNBC poll in the comment section on another blog.  At this point there are over 2,300,000 votes.  The poll is from back in May, I believe, so it may not even be registering new votes.  Not sure.

This is where the results stood... (click on it to get the big picture)

And these Bozos at the ObozO Justice Department are taking Arizona to court.  We should be ashamed for ever letting these people ascend to power.

It is abundantly clear that this administration has no regard for the safety of the citizenry, or the enforcement of our immigration laws.  They are a true embarrassment!  EVERY! STINKIN'! ONE!

I'm gonna try to order these from somewhere...

Nyuk!  Here is a picture I've been holding on to for a while, (speaking of Arizona).  It was titled "Arizona Motorcycle Seat."  Don't remember where I stole it...

Nyuk!

Yesterday I posted a little short "stress relief" video.  I came across this sign at Theo's Place that I liked.

Here's some other stuff I snagged off Theo this morning.

Nyuk!

Speaking of Arizona's illegal immigration law...

Nyuk, nyuk!!!

Well, that's about all I got today, just a bunch of stolen (yet mostly credited) junk.  Gonna' be busy today, and I hope y'all have a productive, wonderful Humpday.

And, oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Featured "Monor" of the Day...

Well, actually I've got another story about a MORON named "Andy" that I'll tell y'all in a while.  But, in the meantime...

Cleaning up the desktop continues...Jackass edition...

"Well...Did ya'?"

In case you missed it over at Staci's place...

Nyuk! (#823)

Memorial Day, 2010

Good morning, my friends! Today is a solemn one.  Or, at least it should be.  Today is a day for "hokey," and "patriotic," and "sappy."  Today is not for the jaded, or cynical.  It is a day that we ought to let our hearts hurt, and tears flow, as we remember, and pay tribute to those who died on the field of battle, wearing our Nation's cloth.

I need to address a couple of things first.  Much has been made of President Obama's decision to not attend Memorial Day remembrances at Arlington National Cemetery.  Why don't we just put this to rest?  I, too, was a bit perturbed until doing a bit of research.  This is a non-issue, and should not even be discussed on this solemn day.  But, since many have...  If Snopes can be believed, many Memorial Days have found U.S. Presidents elsewhere.  If you are interested, you can read the article here.  You might note that the only President since 1980 to lay the wreath at The Tomb of the Unknowns every year of their presidency was President Clinton.

Another thing has already been addressed by our good friend, Buck.  Buck proposes that we return Memorial Day to it's original date of remembrance.  I agree.

Okay...on to other things.  I took some photos on Saturday in Minden, LA at the funeral of Army Spc. Joshua Tomlinson, a young soldier killed in Afghanistan.  I started to post a few, but decided to just post most of them in a gallery.  They are all photos of the crowd of supporters that attended.  If you're interested, they are here.

I'm not in a real chatty mood this morning, so enjoy the links.  But before we go, our good Canadian buddy, The Mayor of Mitchieville sent me a video that I'd like to share with you.  Thank you, Mayor!

I invite you to watch it.  And, you can go ahead on and cry...it's okay...