Monday, November 29, 2010

Nyuk (#838)...and a possible "Nyuk" to boot.


Our buddy, and Oregon Duck fan, Paul the Fireguy sends this one along...

A man is stopped by the police around 3 a.m. and is asked where he's going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I'm going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.”

The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “My wife.”

That one reminded me of an old joke my beloved Granddaddy told me once...

These two rednecks are driving down the highway at night drinking beer.  Coming up behind them, Leroy sees blue lights flashing, and knows he's about to be pulled over.   So, he turns to Cletus and says, "Do what I do."  

As he pulls the truck to a stop, Leroy peels the label off his beer bottle, and sticks it on his forehead.  Cletus follows suit, and waits for the deputy to approach the vehicle.  The deputy peers in with his flashlight, and sees beer bottles all over the cab, the strange sight of Leroy and Cletus with Pabst labels on their foreheads, and asks, "Hey!  You boys been drinkin' tonight?"

Leroy answers, "Nawsir!  Nosirreee!"  So, the deputy asks, "What in the world is that on your forehead?"  

To which Leroy replies, chuckling, "Oh, this?  Officer, I understand your concern.  Truth is, we're alcoholics, and we're on the patch..."


  1. Off the patch. That would have a different connotation if it were 2 "older" women with hot flashes.

    Think the cop would get it?


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