Okay, so I got off work at 2225 HRS tonight, and found myself once again at The Kroger. I know some of y'all may be wondering why I've been spending so much time on the "chip aisle" at The Kroger.
Well, I reckon it's time to come clean...seeing as there are many more of these posts to come.
I'm hooked! I swear, I'm not proud of it, but I'm as bad off as a junkie lookin' to shoot up down on Sprague Street.
I paid my dues workin' for The Man, and all I could think about was going by The Kroger, and picking up my fix.
Yep! I'm iz hooked on The Kroger Brand Sour Cream & Onion 'Tater Chips.
These are without a doubt the best damn 'tater chips in the history of 'tater chips.
With no exception.
Sure, you might be saying, "Well, they can't be all that good that they'd cause Andy to go jonesin' close to midnight." You, my friend, would be wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
And, it's even worse than you might think. I've started taking a full 11 oz. bag with me every day to work at the hospital, and sharing them with co-workers. The reaction when folks try them is universally, "These are the best damn chips in the history of 'tater chips!"
So, I am a peddler, I guess.
And, I feel zero guilt behind it, too. So, now you know...
Don't bother to thank me.
Anyway, tonight the overhead at The Kroger was on full blast, and as I hit the chip aisle here it came. And, I started singing along (and dancing, too, of course). I think I'm getting my groove back. I started to think that I was totally white, but I actually moved somewhat negro on this one.
Anway...sure it's a bunch of white boys, but they kinda' brought out my chip junkie dark side.
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