Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
I was over at Paul Mitchell's blog where he was bragging about how high he is ranked on The Yahoo in a particular search term, when I started to comment.
This here is what I got from The Gooble Word Verification Staff...
Aaaaaahhhh...The Gooble does have a sense of humor!!!
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Oh man...I'm laughing...
So, I was over at a fellow NW Louisiana Globber's place (My Bossier)...
I'll just copy and paste what he told me to do. Do it just like he said. It took me about 5 times trying to get through...I sure hope this ain't one of them "pay per second call" deals like when you get your fortune told by Madame Leslie Uggams, or something...
Call the Nestle Hot line at 1-800-295-0051.
I'll just copy and paste what he told me to do. Do it just like he said. It took me about 5 times trying to get through...I sure hope this ain't one of them "pay per second call" deals like when you get your fortune told by Madame Leslie Uggams, or something...
Call the Nestle Hot line at 1-800-295-0051.
When asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, wait quietly for about 10 seconds and you will smile.
Keep going and press 4.
Then press 7.
If you comment on this, don't give away the surprise.
Wrapping up Black History Month...
(Just a friendly note to all my friends. If you decide to read this rambling drivel, you might want to pack a lunch. I didn't realize until I got finished writing this all down how ridiculous, and long it is. Consider yourself warned.)
Hey y'all! Hugs, kisses, yada yada yada...
Well, after a miserable Friday here in NW Louisiana, our weekend has turned off just gorgeous! And, I'm so happy to have lovely weather to end up Black History Month! The Mrs. and I did what we normally do on The End of Black History Month Eve (sometimes it's the 27th, and sometimes the 28th if it's a leap year, which it's not this year, so yesterday was it). We raked up every leaf from my once beautiful Live Oak tree in the front yard. You might remember how it got to be not so beautiful anymore. Regardless, there's a lot less leaves to rake now.
#4 son toted about 40 wheelbarrow loads of leaves to the garden, and The Mrs. burned 'em all up to enrich the garden, which we'll be tilling up pretty soon. Maybe...if it ever gets to be springtime.
And, as is also our family tradition, we spent the Eve of the big day watching "The Postman" for about the 97th time. The Mrs. loves that movie, and I think it's okay...I especially like it when Tom Petty looks at Kevin Costner and says, "Hey, I heard of you, man. YOU'RE FAMOUS!" There's a pretty good YouTube video right here of Tom Petty in that film. I think he's my favorite character in it. He's not black, but he's not a racist, and Ford Lincoln Mercury is black. Those are my two favorite characters in the film, so I'm pretty sure I've got it all balanced out to not be a racist. I don't want to spoil it for y'all, but The Postman lives long and prospers after overthrowing the evil General Bethlehem.
It is also a tradition here at Andy's Place that we always show y'all our gorgeous, traffic-stopping Japanese Magnolia sometime during Black History Month.
By Black History Month Groundhog Day, or at the latest by Black History Month Valentines Day, it is in full bloom. Well, I guess because January was the warmest on record, and all of this global warming we've had this year, it hasn't bloomed yet. It's just now trying to, but it still looks like crap.
I am going to link to an old post from over two years ago. Take a look at that beautiful thing, and note the date on the post. Global warming, my rosy red hiney!
I don't know about y'all, but I noticed that Black History Month just wasn't as well observed this year. Maybe it's just me, but it seemed like the whole thing kinda petered out after Black History Month Valentines Day. I haven't heard too much about it since then. I'm hoping that maybe they won't have it next year. And, as we noted there are a lot of black folks that resent being singled out, too. But they probably will...because trust me, my friends, racism still exists here in 2010, and we need folks to know about Black History so that they won't be racists.
I'm gonna give y'all some examples of the many hundreds of racists that land here at Andy's Place on a monthly basis. This is just a tiny sample of what I have to put up with. As always, you'll have to click on the little bitty picture deals to get the whole thrust of just how racism still exists and all.
In this first one, you will see that folks just continue to use the "n" word (and I don't mean "negro"). I mean, they just throw it around like nobody's listening. But The Gooble is. It knows.
Actually, in this case it was The Bing that knows, but it don't know as much as The Gooble. But, it knows.
Shame on him, throwing around the "n" word like that. And that fellow visited here on Black History Month Valentines Day, too! Shame on him! And shame on The Bing for thinking that I would have a picture like that, or that I would want a racist hanging around here.
But, the beat goes on. Here you will see a The Gooble Image Search® done by a racist, who also throws around the "n" word. However, this one is obviously retarded, because he does not know how to spell "butt." What kind of moron doesn't know how to spell "butt?" I mean, everybody knows how to spell "butt," unless they are one! Oh...I answered my own question there, huh?
Now, you gotta admit she is mud-fence ugly, but that's just crude.
Now, this particular searcher is also a racist, who also throws that "n" word around (don't they all?). But, this search has more of a local flavor, and will be of interest to residents of NW Louisiana.
Heh! Note that we came in second only to The Wikidpedia, and ahead of the good Mayor's own computer page. Nyuk. But #4 down there should be ashamed of himself, too. I'm glad we beat him out, even though I don't like being on the same results page with him.
Now, this character is not only a racist. He/she/it is also a pervert, and insulted me personally.
Now, I do not have sex with dogs, nor would I discriminate on the basis of color if I did! Pervert. Racist Pervert! Get out of here, and don't come back!
It's a dang shame ain't it? The world continues to be just full of racist folks...even after we've got a Black History Month, and everything. Sigh...
And, as is our tradition here at Andy's Place, we will wrap up Black History Month with our final Psoriasis Update. This year it's not going so good. The reason is that Mean Ol' Mr. Psoriasis decided to attack me right square on a knuckle. You can see for yourself. I've got knuckle trouble.
Yep, that's the problem. It swelled up, and burst through the skin right there on a flexible joint (one which I must use in my work, and recreation, and raking leaves, and typing, and everything else). All of the treatments for Psoriasis involve in some way softening the skin, so that the medicine/herb/whatever can do it's thing on the outbreak. All of those treatments also soften, and remove scabs...which means that the open wound will never heal if I continue to treat it. So, I'm having to let a scar develop first before I can go back to treating the outbreak.
However, I think it's running it's course, as the outbreaks on my other fingers seem to be subsiding on their own...thank you Jesus!
Well, I think we have got all our traditions handled in our Black History Month roundup. Y'all have blessed day. It's Sunday, so go do something nice for a neighbor, and don't cuss nobody out or nothing...and for heaven's sake, even if you think it...don't call nobody a "nigger." That's crude.
Hey y'all! Hugs, kisses, yada yada yada...
Well, after a miserable Friday here in NW Louisiana, our weekend has turned off just gorgeous! And, I'm so happy to have lovely weather to end up Black History Month! The Mrs. and I did what we normally do on The End of Black History Month Eve (sometimes it's the 27th, and sometimes the 28th if it's a leap year, which it's not this year, so yesterday was it). We raked up every leaf from my once beautiful Live Oak tree in the front yard. You might remember how it got to be not so beautiful anymore. Regardless, there's a lot less leaves to rake now.
#4 son toted about 40 wheelbarrow loads of leaves to the garden, and The Mrs. burned 'em all up to enrich the garden, which we'll be tilling up pretty soon. Maybe...if it ever gets to be springtime.
And, as is also our family tradition, we spent the Eve of the big day watching "The Postman" for about the 97th time. The Mrs. loves that movie, and I think it's okay...I especially like it when Tom Petty looks at Kevin Costner and says, "Hey, I heard of you, man. YOU'RE FAMOUS!" There's a pretty good YouTube video right here of Tom Petty in that film. I think he's my favorite character in it. He's not black, but he's not a racist, and Ford Lincoln Mercury is black. Those are my two favorite characters in the film, so I'm pretty sure I've got it all balanced out to not be a racist. I don't want to spoil it for y'all, but The Postman lives long and prospers after overthrowing the evil General Bethlehem.
It is also a tradition here at Andy's Place that we always show y'all our gorgeous, traffic-stopping Japanese Magnolia sometime during Black History Month.
By Black History Month Groundhog Day, or at the latest by Black History Month Valentines Day, it is in full bloom. Well, I guess because January was the warmest on record, and all of this global warming we've had this year, it hasn't bloomed yet. It's just now trying to, but it still looks like crap.
I am going to link to an old post from over two years ago. Take a look at that beautiful thing, and note the date on the post. Global warming, my rosy red hiney!
I don't know about y'all, but I noticed that Black History Month just wasn't as well observed this year. Maybe it's just me, but it seemed like the whole thing kinda petered out after Black History Month Valentines Day. I haven't heard too much about it since then. I'm hoping that maybe they won't have it next year. And, as we noted there are a lot of black folks that resent being singled out, too. But they probably will...because trust me, my friends, racism still exists here in 2010, and we need folks to know about Black History so that they won't be racists.
I'm gonna give y'all some examples of the many hundreds of racists that land here at Andy's Place on a monthly basis. This is just a tiny sample of what I have to put up with. As always, you'll have to click on the little bitty picture deals to get the whole thrust of just how racism still exists and all.
In this first one, you will see that folks just continue to use the "n" word (and I don't mean "negro"). I mean, they just throw it around like nobody's listening. But The Gooble is. It knows.
Actually, in this case it was The Bing that knows, but it don't know as much as The Gooble. But, it knows.
Shame on him, throwing around the "n" word like that. And that fellow visited here on Black History Month Valentines Day, too! Shame on him! And shame on The Bing for thinking that I would have a picture like that, or that I would want a racist hanging around here.
But, the beat goes on. Here you will see a The Gooble Image Search® done by a racist, who also throws around the "n" word. However, this one is obviously retarded, because he does not know how to spell "butt." What kind of moron doesn't know how to spell "butt?" I mean, everybody knows how to spell "butt," unless they are one! Oh...I answered my own question there, huh?
Now, you gotta admit she is mud-fence ugly, but that's just crude.
Go ahead, admit it. She's ugly. I mean, that would stop an atomic clock.
Now, this particular searcher is also a racist, who also throws that "n" word around (don't they all?). But, this search has more of a local flavor, and will be of interest to residents of NW Louisiana.
Heh! Note that we came in second only to The Wikidpedia, and ahead of the good Mayor's own computer page. Nyuk. But #4 down there should be ashamed of himself, too. I'm glad we beat him out, even though I don't like being on the same results page with him.
Now, I do not have sex with dogs, nor would I discriminate on the basis of color if I did! Pervert. Racist Pervert! Get out of here, and don't come back!
It's a dang shame ain't it? The world continues to be just full of racist folks...even after we've got a Black History Month, and everything. Sigh...
And, as is our tradition here at Andy's Place, we will wrap up Black History Month with our final Psoriasis Update. This year it's not going so good. The reason is that Mean Ol' Mr. Psoriasis decided to attack me right square on a knuckle. You can see for yourself. I've got knuckle trouble.
Yep, that's the problem. It swelled up, and burst through the skin right there on a flexible joint (one which I must use in my work, and recreation, and raking leaves, and typing, and everything else). All of the treatments for Psoriasis involve in some way softening the skin, so that the medicine/herb/whatever can do it's thing on the outbreak. All of those treatments also soften, and remove scabs...which means that the open wound will never heal if I continue to treat it. So, I'm having to let a scar develop first before I can go back to treating the outbreak.
However, I think it's running it's course, as the outbreaks on my other fingers seem to be subsiding on their own...thank you Jesus!
Well, I think we have got all our traditions handled in our Black History Month roundup. Y'all have blessed day. It's Sunday, so go do something nice for a neighbor, and don't cuss nobody out or nothing...and for heaven's sake, even if you think it...don't call nobody a "nigger." That's crude.
Judge Andrew Napolitano...
This video is long (about 7 1/2 minutes). E-mail it around...especially to youngsters, and those sitting on the fence about gubmint health care. Go ahead and e-mail it to your liberal moonbat acquaintances, too. They'll love you for it. Trust me, they will... I'll make it easy for you...here is the URL to copy and paste into an e-mail.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n2m-X7OIuY&feature=player_embedded
Andrew P. Napolitano is a 59 year old former New Jersey Superior Court Judge. He is a graduate of Princeton University , and Notre Dame Law School . At Princeton he was a founding member of the Concerned Alumni of Princeton along with Justice Samuel Alito.
Judge Napolitano is the youngest life-tenured Superior Court judge in the history of the State of New Jersey .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n2m-X7OIuY&feature=player_embedded
Andrew P. Napolitano is a 59 year old former New Jersey Superior Court Judge. He is a graduate of Princeton University , and Notre Dame Law School . At Princeton he was a founding member of the Concerned Alumni of Princeton along with Justice Samuel Alito.
Judge Napolitano is the youngest life-tenured Superior Court judge in the history of the State of New Jersey .
Saturday, February 27, 2010
"REALLY"! Without a doubt! THE GREATEST WORD VERIFICATION IN THE HISTORY OF "THE GLOBBER!" REALLY!!!...
I have made good sport of "Word Verification" that is required (optionally) to post comments on The Globber over my 50 years of maintaining this pitiful little blog.
I surely have! I'll swear, some of them seem to match up so well with the post you're commenting on that you'd think The Gooble has maybe got a sense of humor, or something. (not just the evil, money hungry bunch they come off as) And, occasionally I will "fudge" by a letter or two to try to be funny.
I've got my Word Verification turned off now. "Word Verification" is used to block out spammanoid comments that might make some retard click on it, and spend some coins. It sucks. I might have to turn back on the WV, because I've gotten about 16 offers to look at naked chicks, buy Viagra, and join up with Ron Paul for President forums today...so I might have to turn it back on. I don't need me no Viagra.
I have shown y'all some of the really funny ones...like when MoogieP's WV made light of my manhood, calling me a "pusse," and when I once was called a bad name(it has the "f" word in it, so I won't repeat it) by a Globber's WV that has has quit screwing with all this junk, and quit blogging (he's a good guy, and he knows who she is, and I don't blame her).
But, I was over at Classicaliberal's joint today... If you don't know it, CL did one of the greatest pieces of work EVER last year on the anniversary of 9/11. I'll swear (and I'm not kidding here), CL should receive some kind of blogtime achievement award or something. He chronicled EVERY event of the day, as it happened, minute by minute, second by second...all matching up with the actual times that it unfolded on that wretched day. I was transfixed on it...it was moving, touching, and took me back in time just like it was happening all over again.
He needs some kind of award for that. Seriously.
Anyway...I was posting a comment in response to his videos about how retarded Maxine Waters is, and how she should win the Dufus of The World Crown (and please don't post any more dufus Congresscritters...please)...and I got the very best WV in the history of WV's.
Don't tell me The Gooble don't know junk...
It knows.
I surely have! I'll swear, some of them seem to match up so well with the post you're commenting on that you'd think The Gooble has maybe got a sense of humor, or something. (not just the evil, money hungry bunch they come off as) And, occasionally I will "fudge" by a letter or two to try to be funny.
I've got my Word Verification turned off now. "Word Verification" is used to block out spammanoid comments that might make some retard click on it, and spend some coins. It sucks. I might have to turn back on the WV, because I've gotten about 16 offers to look at naked chicks, buy Viagra, and join up with Ron Paul for President forums today...so I might have to turn it back on. I don't need me no Viagra.
I have shown y'all some of the really funny ones...like when MoogieP's WV made light of my manhood, calling me a "pusse," and when I once was called a bad name(it has the "f" word in it, so I won't repeat it) by a Globber's WV that has has quit screwing with all this junk, and quit blogging (he's a good guy, and he knows who she is, and I don't blame her).
But, I was over at Classicaliberal's joint today... If you don't know it, CL did one of the greatest pieces of work EVER last year on the anniversary of 9/11. I'll swear (and I'm not kidding here), CL should receive some kind of blogtime achievement award or something. He chronicled EVERY event of the day, as it happened, minute by minute, second by second...all matching up with the actual times that it unfolded on that wretched day. I was transfixed on it...it was moving, touching, and took me back in time just like it was happening all over again.
He needs some kind of award for that. Seriously.
Anyway...I was posting a comment in response to his videos about how retarded Maxine Waters is, and how she should win the Dufus of The World Crown (and please don't post any more dufus Congresscritters...please)...and I got the very best WV in the history of WV's.
Don't tell me The Gooble don't know junk...
It knows.
Lunch at "Ming Garden."
Hey y'all! Hugs, kisses, yada yada yada...
Yesterday was just miserable around here in NW Louisiana. It rained all the doo-da-day, and it was in the 39-42 range the whole blooming time. But, I guess it could be worse...
Friday is the day that The Mrs. and me do our grocery shopping, and almost always go out to lunch when we're finished. I was hungry for chink food, so we went to our favorite chink restaurant in the area.
Man, it was good! They have the best Garlic Shrimp this side of heaven. We can both stuff ourselves with Hot & Sour Soup, egg roll, wonton, fried rice, vegetables, and garlic shrimp for $12.86 total (including tax).
And, they're real chinks over there, too. I mean, they all jabber at each other in Chinese, and all. Have y'all ever noticed that everybody sounds angry at everybody else when they're speaking Chinese? Ya' know, Spanish, and French, and people talking other foreign languages don't sound like they're having a big ruckus like the chinks do. Maybe it's just me...
It has been well chronicled here that we receive dozens of visitors each and every day to Andy's Place from folks searching for "Don't trust China," "don't trust chinese," etc. I haven't checked in a while, but I'm pretty sure we're still #1 on The Gooble in those search terms.
And now, lookie here! The searcher (from the UAE) at right put a new twist on it all. (click it and see)
Now, I was a bit puzzled. I do not ever remember in all of the forty-some bazillion words that have been typed by your gracious host EVER mentioning "Taiwan." So, I did a quick search of Andy's Place, and discovered that I had indeed used the word. Once.
Now, what in the world would cause The Gooble Search© to rank Andy's Place so high on such a search? I mean, other than the fact that I Own The Gooble, there must be a reason that makes more sense. I'm thinking it might be a political deal/move by The Gooble to try to appease Beijing. I'm thinking that they've decided to lump Taiwan over in with chink searches, so as to find favor with the Chi-coms. You know kinda like, "Hey, we know y'all really own Taiwan, and are gonna get it back pretty soon 'cause ObozO won't stop you when you go take 'em over, so y'all be nice to us, okay...yada yada yada."
That's probably it. Maybe. Probably not. It's probably just because I own The Gooble.
Anyway, I think the chinks over there at that restaurant have gotten wind of how my little blog is the "go-to" place on the net for chink/Taiwanese haters. Because when we got finished, the waiter guy brought us our ticket & two fortune cookies. Now, I always just stick mine in my pocket and bring it home for my youngest son. It's a treat for him, plus I don't like any cookie that you can break a tooth on. Chinks make good food, but their desserts, and cookies suck. Just sayin'.
Well, I've seen some pretty good fortunes, and even some funny ones around on the worldwide computer.
Steamboat McGoo over at Aardvarks & Asshats had a pretty good one yesterday!
Nyuk!
But, when Paul handed me the fortune from my cookie, you shoulda seen it! In fact, I stuck it in my handy dandy Epson scanner, so I could show it to y'all!
On one side is an "Advertisement." I wonder how well that works out for 'em...I mean, advertising in fortune cookies, and all. Well, it sure worked on me. I'm gonna go right out and get me some of that guang. Maybe even a little gao to go along with it.
And, I might even go down there to the store and buy me a Powerball ticket for the drawing tonight. I mean, those "Lucky Numbers" are probably about as lucky as any. It might be worth a buck to give it a rip.
But then they ticked me off with my "Fortune." I'm thinking them chinks might really be from Taiwan, and took it personal.
But the food was good, as always.
Well look, y'all have a good Saturday.
I'm working on my monster post for tomorrow that will be a wrap up of Black History month. We will do the traditional things that we always do duringFebruary Black History Month...and put a period on the end of it all for 2010.
I love y'all! I mean it...
Yesterday was just miserable around here in NW Louisiana. It rained all the doo-da-day, and it was in the 39-42 range the whole blooming time. But, I guess it could be worse...
Friday is the day that The Mrs. and me do our grocery shopping, and almost always go out to lunch when we're finished. I was hungry for chink food, so we went to our favorite chink restaurant in the area.
Man, it was good! They have the best Garlic Shrimp this side of heaven. We can both stuff ourselves with Hot & Sour Soup, egg roll, wonton, fried rice, vegetables, and garlic shrimp for $12.86 total (including tax).
And, they're real chinks over there, too. I mean, they all jabber at each other in Chinese, and all. Have y'all ever noticed that everybody sounds angry at everybody else when they're speaking Chinese? Ya' know, Spanish, and French, and people talking other foreign languages don't sound like they're having a big ruckus like the chinks do. Maybe it's just me...
It has been well chronicled here that we receive dozens of visitors each and every day to Andy's Place from folks searching for "Don't trust China," "don't trust chinese," etc. I haven't checked in a while, but I'm pretty sure we're still #1 on The Gooble in those search terms.
And now, lookie here! The searcher (from the UAE) at right put a new twist on it all. (click it and see)Now, I was a bit puzzled. I do not ever remember in all of the forty-some bazillion words that have been typed by your gracious host EVER mentioning "Taiwan." So, I did a quick search of Andy's Place, and discovered that I had indeed used the word. Once.
Now, what in the world would cause The Gooble Search© to rank Andy's Place so high on such a search? I mean, other than the fact that I Own The Gooble, there must be a reason that makes more sense. I'm thinking it might be a political deal/move by The Gooble to try to appease Beijing. I'm thinking that they've decided to lump Taiwan over in with chink searches, so as to find favor with the Chi-coms. You know kinda like, "Hey, we know y'all really own Taiwan, and are gonna get it back pretty soon 'cause ObozO won't stop you when you go take 'em over, so y'all be nice to us, okay...yada yada yada."
That's probably it. Maybe. Probably not. It's probably just because I own The Gooble.
Anyway, I think the chinks over there at that restaurant have gotten wind of how my little blog is the "go-to" place on the net for chink/Taiwanese haters. Because when we got finished, the waiter guy brought us our ticket & two fortune cookies. Now, I always just stick mine in my pocket and bring it home for my youngest son. It's a treat for him, plus I don't like any cookie that you can break a tooth on. Chinks make good food, but their desserts, and cookies suck. Just sayin'.
Well, I've seen some pretty good fortunes, and even some funny ones around on the worldwide computer.
Steamboat McGoo over at Aardvarks & Asshats had a pretty good one yesterday!
Nyuk!
But, when Paul handed me the fortune from my cookie, you shoulda seen it! In fact, I stuck it in my handy dandy Epson scanner, so I could show it to y'all!
On one side is an "Advertisement." I wonder how well that works out for 'em...I mean, advertising in fortune cookies, and all. Well, it sure worked on me. I'm gonna go right out and get me some of that guang. Maybe even a little gao to go along with it.
And, I might even go down there to the store and buy me a Powerball ticket for the drawing tonight. I mean, those "Lucky Numbers" are probably about as lucky as any. It might be worth a buck to give it a rip.
But then they ticked me off with my "Fortune." I'm thinking them chinks might really be from Taiwan, and took it personal.
But the food was good, as always.
Well look, y'all have a good Saturday.
I'm working on my monster post for tomorrow that will be a wrap up of Black History month. We will do the traditional things that we always do during
I love y'all! I mean it...
Saturday Morning Chuckle...
From Walt...
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when I was born...
Couldn't walk for a year....
Friday, February 26, 2010
Even The G(ooble)-Mail is WRONG!
Okay, so I'm trying to make my life a little bit more efficient. I've got about 5 different computer letter addresses. One is for my business, one for my Dad's business (which I handle all computer letters and junk for him), one personal address, one for my blogging, and one for receiving porn junk so The Mrs. won't know (just kidding...really, I'm just kidding...really).
So, I get a tip that you can get you a G(ooble)-Mail account that will allow you to set up forwarding from ALL your e-mail addresses to this one letter box. I'm thinking, "Cool! That would really cut down on all the switching back and forth junk that I have to do. That's what we call "efficiency."
So, I set me up a G(ooble)-Mail address. BTW, it's justandysplace@g(ooble)mail.com. But don't use it, because it sucks! Use the old one that you've already got.
So, I'm setting the whole deal up, and my "forwarding" deal works for a while, then it quits. Which, that is fine and dandy...it's not like I paid money for it, so I don't expect it to work. Plus, it is from The Gooble, so I expect it to be WRONG!
But what ticked me off on the whole thing is that while I'm looking at the letter box, I see a link right above it to a blog post titled, "Why Is Climate Change Denial So Seductive?" G(ooble)-Mail has obviously got an agenda, and they are WRONG for that! I'm gonna link to it, so that y'all can see just how WRONG The G(ooble)-Mail is. I mean, people are sitting here trying to make their lives more efficient, and The Gooble slaps 'em in the face with crap like this. Be sure and look at the post this retard linked to ( but only if you have some chill pills handy).
I've just got one thing to say...
So, I get a tip that you can get you a G(ooble)-Mail account that will allow you to set up forwarding from ALL your e-mail addresses to this one letter box. I'm thinking, "Cool! That would really cut down on all the switching back and forth junk that I have to do. That's what we call "efficiency."
So, I set me up a G(ooble)-Mail address. BTW, it's justandysplace@g(ooble)mail.com. But don't use it, because it sucks! Use the old one that you've already got.
So, I'm setting the whole deal up, and my "forwarding" deal works for a while, then it quits. Which, that is fine and dandy...it's not like I paid money for it, so I don't expect it to work. Plus, it is from The Gooble, so I expect it to be WRONG!
But what ticked me off on the whole thing is that while I'm looking at the letter box, I see a link right above it to a blog post titled, "Why Is Climate Change Denial So Seductive?" G(ooble)-Mail has obviously got an agenda, and they are WRONG for that! I'm gonna link to it, so that y'all can see just how WRONG The G(ooble)-Mail is. I mean, people are sitting here trying to make their lives more efficient, and The Gooble slaps 'em in the face with crap like this. Be sure and look at the post this retard linked to ( but only if you have some chill pills handy).
I've just got one thing to say...
Why I love dogs...(#162)
This story from FoxNews, Black Lab Receives Top British Military Honor really put me in mind of my faithful, now departed black lab, Midnight. I've told y'all about Midnight before...the finest, smartest animal that ever lived...yep, that Midnight!
Don't get me wrong, I love Sadie, too. (It's just that she's as dumb as a sack of nails.)
From the article:
You'll never see a "bomb sniffing" cat, (even though it's not a bad idea, come to think of it).
I love dogs! I need to start posting more about our brave, intelligent, and loyal canine friends. The story also put me in mind of a computer letter Dr. Jill sent me the other day. I liked it...
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble... At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.
When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'
'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.. 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked. Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.' The man gestured, and the gate began to open. 'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveler asked.
'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.
As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.
'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'
'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'
'How about my friend here?' the traveler gestured to the dog.
'There should be a bowl by the pump.'
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.
The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.
When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.
'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.
'This is Heaven,' he answered.
'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said. 'The man down the road said
that was Heaven, too.'
'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.'
'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'
'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.'
Don't get me wrong, I love Sadie, too. (It's just that she's as dumb as a sack of nails.)
From the article:
Nine-year-old Treo's job is to sniff out roadside bombs in Afghanistan for soldiers, and he has proved rather good at it.
In August, 2008, while working as a forward detection dog in Sangin, Treo found a "daisy chain" improvised explosive device (IED) - made of two or more explosives wired together - that had been carefully modified and concealed by the Taliban at the side of a path.
A month later, his actions saved another platoon from guaranteed casualties, again by finding a daisy chain IED.
In August, 2008, while working as a forward detection dog in Sangin, Treo found a "daisy chain" improvised explosive device (IED) - made of two or more explosives wired together - that had been carefully modified and concealed by the Taliban at the side of a path.
A month later, his actions saved another platoon from guaranteed casualties, again by finding a daisy chain IED.
You'll never see a "bomb sniffing" cat, (even though it's not a bad idea, come to think of it).
I love dogs! I need to start posting more about our brave, intelligent, and loyal canine friends. The story also put me in mind of a computer letter Dr. Jill sent me the other day. I liked it...
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble... At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.
When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'
'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.. 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked. Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.' The man gestured, and the gate began to open. 'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveler asked.
'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.
As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.
'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'
'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'
'How about my friend here?' the traveler gestured to the dog.
'There should be a bowl by the pump.'
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.
The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.
When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.
'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.
'This is Heaven,' he answered.
'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said. 'The man down the road said
that was Heaven, too.'
'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.'
'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'
'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.'
Heh! Going for the Gold!
Our blog buddy, Sully, has released the latest in his series of Mohammad cartoons. (In a continued show of solidarity with Danish political cartoonist Kurt Westergaard — )
This one is entitled, "Mohammad Curling."
These things just crack me up...
This one is entitled, "Mohammad Curling."
These things just crack me up...
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Fake Toofers...
Gateway Pundit is reporting that during this Health Care Hoedown between the splattering crowd, Congresswoman Louise Slaughter (Dimwit, NY) whined about some old gal in her district that had to wear her dead sister's fake toofers.
It put me in mind of a story that my beloved Granddaddy once told me. I've told y'all about my beloved Granddaddy before. Billy Joe (Will) Austin was my best friend before he died in November of 1981. He owned a couple of Appliance, Television, and Furniture stores here in the area.
At one time, he had a location in the Shreve City Shopping Center, about two doors down from G.C. Murphy's dime store. Murphy's had a lunch counter. One morning before the store opened up, Granddaddy dropped in for breakfast. This is what he told me...
"I was sitting there at the counter next to an old man in overalls, and we were visiting while our orders were being filled. When the waitress brought his breakfast, he started searching his pockets for his dentures. He patted all over top and bottom, but couldn't find 'em.
There he was, with grits, biscuits, and a ham steak...and no way to chomp. The old fellow (laughing about it all) said to me, 'Well, dammit! I must have left my dentures at the house! I can down the grits and biscuits, but somebody else is gonna get a free ham steak. Who wants it?'
There was a well-dressed man sitting on the other side of the old fellow. He laughed, and said, 'Neighbor, lemme see what I can do.' At that, he reached into his left suit pocket and pulled out a set of dentures. He said, 'Give these a try.' The old man plopped 'em in, chomped a minute, and said, 'Well, thanks, but these won't do.'
The stranger was not giving up that quick. So, he reached into his right suit pocket and pulled out another pair, and handed them to the old man. The old man gave it another try...chomped a minute, and said, 'Yep! These'll do! Thank you, sir."
The stranger went back to eating his breakfast with a 'You're more than welcome, sir.' The old man (and my Granddaddy) was curious about this fellow. So, the old man asked, 'My friend, what do you do? If you're a denture salesman, I'd like to buy these from you...because I could sure use a spare set.'
The well-dressed stranger looked at him, and said, 'No sir. You just keep 'em....I'm not a denture salesman. I'm a mortician.' "
It put me in mind of a story that my beloved Granddaddy once told me. I've told y'all about my beloved Granddaddy before. Billy Joe (Will) Austin was my best friend before he died in November of 1981. He owned a couple of Appliance, Television, and Furniture stores here in the area.
At one time, he had a location in the Shreve City Shopping Center, about two doors down from G.C. Murphy's dime store. Murphy's had a lunch counter. One morning before the store opened up, Granddaddy dropped in for breakfast. This is what he told me...
"I was sitting there at the counter next to an old man in overalls, and we were visiting while our orders were being filled. When the waitress brought his breakfast, he started searching his pockets for his dentures. He patted all over top and bottom, but couldn't find 'em.
There he was, with grits, biscuits, and a ham steak...and no way to chomp. The old fellow (laughing about it all) said to me, 'Well, dammit! I must have left my dentures at the house! I can down the grits and biscuits, but somebody else is gonna get a free ham steak. Who wants it?'
There was a well-dressed man sitting on the other side of the old fellow. He laughed, and said, 'Neighbor, lemme see what I can do.' At that, he reached into his left suit pocket and pulled out a set of dentures. He said, 'Give these a try.' The old man plopped 'em in, chomped a minute, and said, 'Well, thanks, but these won't do.'
The stranger was not giving up that quick. So, he reached into his right suit pocket and pulled out another pair, and handed them to the old man. The old man gave it another try...chomped a minute, and said, 'Yep! These'll do! Thank you, sir."
The stranger went back to eating his breakfast with a 'You're more than welcome, sir.' The old man (and my Granddaddy) was curious about this fellow. So, the old man asked, 'My friend, what do you do? If you're a denture salesman, I'd like to buy these from you...because I could sure use a spare set.'
The well-dressed stranger looked at him, and said, 'No sir. You just keep 'em....I'm not a denture salesman. I'm a mortician.' "
Hummer go "Bye Bye!"
No, not "Coming Soon:"
Gone away! The Shreveport Times is reporting this morning that the deal between the Chinks, and GubmitMotors to sell the Hummer Brand has fallen through.
GM spokesman Otie McKinley said the company has begun plans to close the brand. He could give no details about when Hummer will be history.
"We're working on a closing date," McKinley said. "Our main concern right now is winding down operations as smoothly as possible."
The Shreveport GM plant produced the Hummer H3 and H3T, in addition to the Chevrolet Colorado and GMC Canyon.
GM suspended production of the H3 and H3T in mid-January. Officials said the company has no plans to shutter the local plant before the June 2012 target date announced last summer.
As a resident of the Shreveport area, I can tell you..."Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark."
Math Puzzle...
Sent along by Cowdad.
They say only people with an IQ 120 and over are able to figure this out.
(btw, I did, so that saying is not universally true.)
If:
2 + 3 = 10
7 + 2 = 63
6 + 5 = 66
8 + 4 = 96
Then:
9 + 7 = ????
Please do not Gooblecheat!!!
(btw, I did, so that saying is not universally true.)
If:
2 + 3 = 10
7 + 2 = 63
6 + 5 = 66
8 + 4 = 96
Then:
9 + 7 = ????
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
The "Lil Liberals!" No Comment...
Oh heck yeah, there's gonna be a "comment!" Y'all know me better than that...
I truly pondered forthree seconds many hours whether or not I should post this video from a regular contributor (who will remain nameless, because I didn't axe him if I could say who sent it).
Okay, call it "racist," if you like. Call it a work that "promotes violence, and plays on stereotypes," if you like.
Heck, I'm posting it anyway. Because I think it's hilarious...
(btw, I ran this past our pc editor in chief, and he said that the only thing wrong with it is that "young Barack's ears are not big enough.")
I truly pondered for
Okay, call it "racist," if you like. Call it a work that "promotes violence, and plays on stereotypes," if you like.
Heck, I'm posting it anyway. Because I think it's hilarious...
(btw, I ran this past our pc editor in chief, and he said that the only thing wrong with it is that "young Barack's ears are not big enough.")
Humpday Hottie...Rule #2, (A little clarification on things...)
Okay, so earlier today I announced that we may just include a "Humpday Hottie" feature here at Andy's Place, and I sent out an invitation for submissions. Evidently, I was not clear enough with The Submission Rules.
I'm sure of it, because the first two submissions we got today just will not work for our purposes. Now, I'm not blaming y'all, because I only laid down Rule #1. It's my fault that y'all were uninformed...but I appreciate the effort.
The first submission came from Staci, and was entitled "Tiger Shark Spotted In Florida." I blacked out the name, so as not to cast aspersions on one that was unfamiliar with all the rules (yet).
Okay...a little clarification before we get to Rule #2. This is "Humpday Hottie!" Hottie...singular! Pictures of more than one Hottie will not really fit in with what we're doing here. (Hmmm...come to think of it, perhaps the "Hottie" that our contributor had in mind is Tiger. Hmmm...)
Regardless, this is NOT what we're looking for, and leads me to Rule #2. Another contributor also got the "Hottie/Hotties" (singular/plural) thing wrong.
Yep, Ms. Louise sent along a photo, which illustrates my ignorance at laying down ALL the Humpday Hottie Submission Rules.
Rule #2:
So, now that we've got that all cleared up, I'll be more than happy to receive rule-following submissions. If any of y'all break any rule I haven't come up with yet, I'll let y'all know.
We are new at this, and will make up the rules as we go along.
I'm sure of it, because the first two submissions we got today just will not work for our purposes. Now, I'm not blaming y'all, because I only laid down Rule #1. It's my fault that y'all were uninformed...but I appreciate the effort.
The first submission came from Staci, and was entitled "Tiger Shark Spotted In Florida." I blacked out the name, so as not to cast aspersions on one that was unfamiliar with all the rules (yet).
Okay...a little clarification before we get to Rule #2. This is "Humpday Hottie!" Hottie...singular! Pictures of more than one Hottie will not really fit in with what we're doing here. (Hmmm...come to think of it, perhaps the "Hottie" that our contributor had in mind is Tiger. Hmmm...)
Regardless, this is NOT what we're looking for, and leads me to Rule #2. Another contributor also got the "Hottie/Hotties" (singular/plural) thing wrong.
Yep, Ms. Louise sent along a photo, which illustrates my ignorance at laying down ALL the Humpday Hottie Submission Rules.
Rule #2:
So, now that we've got that all cleared up, I'll be more than happy to receive rule-following submissions. If any of y'all break any rule I haven't come up with yet, I'll let y'all know.
We are new at this, and will make up the rules as we go along.
Hee-Hawin' with my boy...
I talked to #2 son last night. Yesterday was his 27th birthday, and luckily I caught him at home, just chilling out for the evening. I haven't told y'all much about Ross. He lives WAY TOO FAR off, in Columbus stinkin' Ohio, and is a Buckeye fan. Sigh...
Ross is the sweetest, most decent, kind, loyal, and loving human you'll ever come across. He has not one mean bone in his body, and never has. He is everybody's "best friend," and they could make a TV show called, "Everybody Loves Ross." It would a reality show. In the "nature vs. nurture" argument, I'd have to give a solid "nature" vote on Ross. He got here that way!
The Mrs. and I always say that we "marked him." We named him after my favorite Great Uncle, Ross (God rest his sweet soul). Our Ross is the living image of my Great Uncle. Just as decent...and just as quirky. And, Ross is as funny as all get out!
From his earliest days, he could spout comedy routines that he had heard...which always evoked good "Hee-Hawin' " sessions between me and him. Last night was one such time. It brought back good memories. Somehow we got off on talking about Columbus, and Ross broke out into one our favorite old corny, hokie comedy routines.
We ham-boned back and forth, until we got it all remembered. Man, I miss thatboy man! It was late, so I waited until this morning, and found it on The YouTube.
This may not be as funny to y'all as it is to me. But, every time I hear it, it gives me warm feelings...and very good memories. If y'all still have kids at home, don't take one moment for granted. They're gone too quick...
Ross is the sweetest, most decent, kind, loyal, and loving human you'll ever come across. He has not one mean bone in his body, and never has. He is everybody's "best friend," and they could make a TV show called, "Everybody Loves Ross." It would a reality show. In the "nature vs. nurture" argument, I'd have to give a solid "nature" vote on Ross. He got here that way!
The Mrs. and I always say that we "marked him." We named him after my favorite Great Uncle, Ross (God rest his sweet soul). Our Ross is the living image of my Great Uncle. Just as decent...and just as quirky. And, Ross is as funny as all get out!
From his earliest days, he could spout comedy routines that he had heard...which always evoked good "Hee-Hawin' " sessions between me and him. Last night was one such time. It brought back good memories. Somehow we got off on talking about Columbus, and Ross broke out into one our favorite old corny, hokie comedy routines.
We ham-boned back and forth, until we got it all remembered. Man, I miss that
This may not be as funny to y'all as it is to me. But, every time I hear it, it gives me warm feelings...and very good memories. If y'all still have kids at home, don't take one moment for granted. They're gone too quick...
Hump Day Hottie!
About a dozen of the blogs I regularly read post a "Hump Day Hottie" feature on Wednesday every week. I figure it must be a pretty good idea, so I'm gonna do it. We may even make it a regular feature.
Send me your hottie pictures, and I'll be sure to acknowledge you on Wednesdays. But, since this is a family friendly blog, we need to get some ground rules straight.
Send me your hottie pictures, and I'll be sure to acknowledge you on Wednesdays. But, since this is a family friendly blog, we need to get some ground rules straight.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
The "Kids For Cockatoo" Swap news must be updated...
Well, we are up to over 100 visits today at Andy's Place on one single search term, "Donna Louise Greenwell." When I saw the tremendous interest in Donna Greenwell, I knew something was up.
Many, but not all, are folks looking for a picture of Donna. Here is what they find.
You may remember the infamous "Kids For Cockatoo" Swap that I told y'all about way back...and the lovely Ms. Greenwell. (One of the links is dead now...sorry)
Well, something is up. It seems that Donna has received a 15 month reservation at the Gray Bar Hotel. And, "at hard labor."
At the risk of sounding un-Christian, I'll just leave it at that. Consider yourself updated.
Many, but not all, are folks looking for a picture of Donna. Here is what they find.
You may remember the infamous "Kids For Cockatoo" Swap that I told y'all about way back...and the lovely Ms. Greenwell. (One of the links is dead now...sorry)
Well, something is up. It seems that Donna has received a 15 month reservation at the Gray Bar Hotel. And, "at hard labor."
At the risk of sounding un-Christian, I'll just leave it at that. Consider yourself updated.
The Gooble is wrong (#45) And, it's not taking my threats seriously! Again!
Well, here they go again! Even though I have made it as clear as the ugly noses on their ugly faces, the folks that run The Gooble Image Search® continue to mess with me personally! As you know, they've done this several times now. Dangit!
A searcher visited Andy's Place today with an odd image inquiry. It doesn't really qualify for a "Teh Stoopid Search of the day" post, though. This post is more about the Wrongness of The Gooble (and their personal vendetta against me, The Wrongness of The Gooble Czar™)
At left, you see the search result.
(Click on it to see it good)
The image that an "obesity and man boobs" image search came up with is (once again), your humble host, and his faithful (though really stupid) dog, Sadie.
Now, I got really ticked off for a few minutes. Then I looked at the picture a little closer. Okay, The Gooble is half right. But, I AM NOT OBESE!
I've just got 8 words for you peckerwoods...Y'all don't know who y'all is messing with! (That is 8 words, isn't it?) Yep! 8 words. Don't forget 'em, Gomers...
A searcher visited Andy's Place today with an odd image inquiry. It doesn't really qualify for a "Teh Stoopid Search of the day" post, though. This post is more about the Wrongness of The Gooble (and their personal vendetta against me, The Wrongness of The Gooble Czar™)
At left, you see the search result.
(Click on it to see it good)
The image that an "obesity and man boobs" image search came up with is (once again), your humble host, and his faithful (though really stupid) dog, Sadie.
Now, I got really ticked off for a few minutes. Then I looked at the picture a little closer. Okay, The Gooble is half right. But, I AM NOT OBESE!
I've just got 8 words for you peckerwoods...Y'all don't know who y'all is messing with! (That is 8 words, isn't it?) Yep! 8 words. Don't forget 'em, Gomers...
Nyuk!
From Walt...
The Amish Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this, Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is'.
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large, old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your mother.'
The Amish Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this, Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is'.
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large, old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your mother.'
Video Theft...
Stolen from Buck. Too good not spread around...
Do y'all think there will be black folks, and Hispanics in hell? If so, Keith might finally belong to a diverse group.
Do y'all think there will be black folks, and Hispanics in hell? If so, Keith might finally belong to a diverse group.
Tuesday Junk...and a "mini poll" of sorts...
Hey y'all! Hugs, kisses, yada yada yada...
I've got some junk I've stolen from around the worldwide computer that I'm gonna show y'all, but first I've got a question for you.
Do you subscribe to follow-up comments? Do you check that little box dealie when you have left a comment on a blog, so that you are informed when others comment also?
Hosting this puny blog on The Globber from The Gooble makes it very easy for all 14 readers to just click on the box to know if their comment has been answered. Then, they can come on back and reply if they like.
Other platforms don't make it quite so easy. Or, if they do, I'm too ignorant to figure it out (that's probably it). Haloscan made it pretty easy, but now everybody is dropping Haloscan since they went to charging...imagine that...charging for a service. On the computer! What is this virtual world coming to?
Some of my favorite bloggers have gone to "Echo." I'll admit that at first, I thought, "Echo really sucks." But, as I've used it a bit, I've finally learned to hit the little drop down box deal, and can subscribe to follow-up comments. So, it's all good now.
I love reading comments. In fact, sometimes I just drop a comment in so that I can subscribe to read what others have to say without having to keep going back to the original post to find out. Often (and especially at Andy's Place), the comments are much more entertaining, and informative than the original post.
So, would you say that you a) always subscribe, b) usually subscribe, c) occasionally subscribe, d) never subscribe. I'm just curious.
Now, on to some stolen junk...I'm not sure where I stole this stuff from, but it was probably you.
Does this look like Jesus to you?
Well, it does to some fellow. It seems that a dude left his pancakes cooking too long, and this was the result.
Dude's name is Toby.
He said: "It’s a crying shame that no-one believes me! I went onto the internet and found other things that had Jesus on them, like pizza, but they were just outlines. Mine has eyes and a nose and everything.
"I’ve recently started going to church again so I’m glad I took part in the Shrove Tuesday tradition."
He now plans to hang the frying pan on the wall as a talking point.
I understand Toby's point. I mean, those Pizza Jesus deals are usually just outlines, and his has the nose.
Heh! Walt sent me this picture. I'm pretty sure it's Photoshopped. I wonder if JFK woulda tried to make it with Queenie if she had let it all hang out?
I'm pretty sure Bubba would have. Just sayin'...
And, do ANY of y'all ever remember seeing one of these back in the 1970's? I don't, but wouldn't you have felt like the World Champion Highway Weenie in this rig?
Well, that's all I got this morning, my friends. We're in for another round of white Global Warming here in NW Louisiana...supposed to get a couple of inches or so this afternoon/evening .
My gorgeous, traffic stopping Japanese Magnolia is putting out blooms, so it will probably look like crap this year. Thanks, Al.
I've got some junk I've stolen from around the worldwide computer that I'm gonna show y'all, but first I've got a question for you.
Do you subscribe to follow-up comments? Do you check that little box dealie when you have left a comment on a blog, so that you are informed when others comment also?
Hosting this puny blog on The Globber from The Gooble makes it very easy for all 14 readers to just click on the box to know if their comment has been answered. Then, they can come on back and reply if they like.
Other platforms don't make it quite so easy. Or, if they do, I'm too ignorant to figure it out (that's probably it). Haloscan made it pretty easy, but now everybody is dropping Haloscan since they went to charging...imagine that...charging for a service. On the computer! What is this virtual world coming to?
Some of my favorite bloggers have gone to "Echo." I'll admit that at first, I thought, "Echo really sucks." But, as I've used it a bit, I've finally learned to hit the little drop down box deal, and can subscribe to follow-up comments. So, it's all good now.
I love reading comments. In fact, sometimes I just drop a comment in so that I can subscribe to read what others have to say without having to keep going back to the original post to find out. Often (and especially at Andy's Place), the comments are much more entertaining, and informative than the original post.
So, would you say that you a) always subscribe, b) usually subscribe, c) occasionally subscribe, d) never subscribe. I'm just curious.
Now, on to some stolen junk...I'm not sure where I stole this stuff from, but it was probably you.
Does this look like Jesus to you?
Well, it does to some fellow. It seems that a dude left his pancakes cooking too long, and this was the result.
Dude's name is Toby.
He said: "It’s a crying shame that no-one believes me! I went onto the internet and found other things that had Jesus on them, like pizza, but they were just outlines. Mine has eyes and a nose and everything.
"I’ve recently started going to church again so I’m glad I took part in the Shrove Tuesday tradition."
He now plans to hang the frying pan on the wall as a talking point.
I understand Toby's point. I mean, those Pizza Jesus deals are usually just outlines, and his has the nose.
Heh! Walt sent me this picture. I'm pretty sure it's Photoshopped. I wonder if JFK woulda tried to make it with Queenie if she had let it all hang out?
I'm pretty sure Bubba would have. Just sayin'...
And, do ANY of y'all ever remember seeing one of these back in the 1970's? I don't, but wouldn't you have felt like the World Champion Highway Weenie in this rig?
Well, that's all I got this morning, my friends. We're in for another round of white Global Warming here in NW Louisiana...supposed to get a couple of inches or so this afternoon/evening .
My gorgeous, traffic stopping Japanese Magnolia is putting out blooms, so it will probably look like crap this year. Thanks, Al.
Monday, February 22, 2010
The Gooble is my friend...(#16) I'll take a #2 on this one...
A visitor landed at Andy's Place yesterday, from Rome. Rome, Italy...not Rome, Georgia. (I think it might have been The Pope.)It seems that The Gooble is trying to get back in my good graces after the very serious threat I made a few days ago. (Click on it and see)
It's just a silver medal, not the gold that we strive for here daily. But, I'll proudly take a #2... As you scroll down the results, please note that we are once again crushing our fair share of "big boys" on the net.
I own The Gooble!
Heh! Sully's got a new weekly feature...
Our blog buddy, Sully, has released the latest in his series of Mohammad cartoons. (In a continued show of solidarity with Danish political cartoonist Kurt Westergaard — )

In case you missed it, here is the first in the series.

Good job, Sully! I'm sure Westergaard appreciates the love...

In case you missed it, here is the first in the series.

Good job, Sully! I'm sure Westergaard appreciates the love...
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Okay, so I broke down and watched the Olympics...
All my good Canadian blog friends, and most of my US blog friends (and some enemies) were going bat guano crazy about the big US v. Canada hockey match that was coming on tonight. So, I bit the bullet and decided to watch.
I had picked Canada to win 5 - 2. I did that on purpose, because any time I pick a team to win...they lose. It's a God given talent of mine.
I put the hex on the Canuks, so if we win tonight, I should be some sort of American folk hero, or something.
I've just got a couple of thoughts about the hockey game deal...
It looks to me like Canada's goal-keeping dude is havin' a bit of trouble handling our guys with their sticks and junk....

So, right now it's the end of the 3rd quarter, and America is ahead by 5 to 3 over Canada. It's time for a potty break...
There's only one more quarter to go, but America is looking pretty good in this one. I just saw on the TV that they all lined up and shook hands, so I'll bet it's gonna be a really clean, respectful (but hard fought) 4th quarter.
I'll let y'all know how it ends up.
I had picked Canada to win 5 - 2. I did that on purpose, because any time I pick a team to win...they lose. It's a God given talent of mine.
I put the hex on the Canuks, so if we win tonight, I should be some sort of American folk hero, or something.
I've just got a couple of thoughts about the hockey game deal...
It looks to me like Canada's goal-keeping dude is havin' a bit of trouble handling our guys with their sticks and junk....

So, right now it's the end of the 3rd quarter, and America is ahead by 5 to 3 over Canada. It's time for a potty break...
There's only one more quarter to go, but America is looking pretty good in this one. I just saw on the TV that they all lined up and shook hands, so I'll bet it's gonna be a really clean, respectful (but hard fought) 4th quarter.I'll let y'all know how it ends up.
Black History Month Re-post (By request)...
Hey y'all! Hugs, kisses, yada yada yada...
Early on in Black History Month, I got a computer letter from a long-time visitor that said something like, "Dude, you oughta re-post that deal about how you don't like negroes." I think that's a good idea. Especially since it's Sunday, it would be a good idea to make sure everyone knows where I stand on the negro.
Most of you have read it, so not to bore you...but many have not. So, here goes!
(Originally posted Sept. 16, 2009.)
Am I a racist?...
...or do I just not like the negro?
I have been listening to, and reading the great debate that is going on over the astute remarks by former President Jimmy Carter. It seems that even though Congressman Joe Wilson did not cry out, "You're a lying nigger," rather "You Lie" during Obama's health care speech, he is obviously a racist. And that mantra has spread like syphilis in a whorehouse throughout the media and the entire Democrat Party.
The current argument is that regardless of whether one disagrees with President Obama on "policy," it MUST be that they are "racist."
This debate has caused me to become introspective. Do I disagree with Obama because of his policies, or simply because he is a negro? I have concluded that it's because he is a negro. And I do not like the negro.
Early on in Black History Month, I got a computer letter from a long-time visitor that said something like, "Dude, you oughta re-post that deal about how you don't like negroes." I think that's a good idea. Especially since it's Sunday, it would be a good idea to make sure everyone knows where I stand on the negro.
Most of you have read it, so not to bore you...but many have not. So, here goes!
(Originally posted Sept. 16, 2009.)
Am I a racist?...
...or do I just not like the negro?
I have been listening to, and reading the great debate that is going on over the astute remarks by former President Jimmy Carter. It seems that even though Congressman Joe Wilson did not cry out, "You're a lying nigger," rather "You Lie" during Obama's health care speech, he is obviously a racist. And that mantra has spread like syphilis in a whorehouse throughout the media and the entire Democrat Party.
The current argument is that regardless of whether one disagrees with President Obama on "policy," it MUST be that they are "racist."
This debate has caused me to become introspective. Do I disagree with Obama because of his policies, or simply because he is a negro? I have concluded that it's because he is a negro. And I do not like the negro.
Sunday Sermon...
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Aw heck...it's just 9:10 PM...
...hows about a little Joe Stampley & The Uniques?
For all y'all 60-somethings...and especially for y'all cats and kittens that once cruised The Bossier Strip...
For all y'all 60-somethings...and especially for y'all cats and kittens that once cruised The Bossier Strip...
It IS Saturday Night...
It has been a looooooong time since we have featured "Love Song Saturday Night." Turn down the lights, turn off the tube...and quit typing on the computer!
Y'all reckon Percy, and Leon Spinks are some kin? I just noticed the resemblance.
Regardless...Dude could sing.
Y'all reckon Percy, and Leon Spinks are some kin? I just noticed the resemblance.
Regardless...Dude could sing.
It is GORGEMOUS here today in NW Louisiana! I almost hate to mess it up with Teh Stoopid Search of the day... (#16)
...But, I will. I've been out on the trampoline...enjoying the songs of robins, the glorious sunshine, short sleeves...and learning firsthand that trampolines ain't for 50-year-olds.

Today's stupid search comes to us via a searcher from Cape Town, South Africa (that's a country, not a continent) that passed our way yesterday. This particular searcher used something called, "MyStart." But, the results are powered by The Gooble Search© .
I must tell you all that this one is VERY troubling! The searcher is not only stupid. It is quite likely that he/she is a demented creep/creepette! And, the fact that The Gooble sent a demented creep/creepette sniffing around Andy's Place has given me more than my share of "pause."
Now, Andy's Place only showed up at #12 on The Gooble Search© results for this POS from South Africa (that's a country, not a continent). Even though I relish my ownership of The Gooble (which I obviously own), I'd just as soon NOT be listed with all the immoral garbage sites listed.
Because this is a "family friendly" blog, you'll note that I have redacted all the paid-for click-through junk designed to satisfy the desires of the evil, demented creeps that desire their evil, demented, creepish jollies.
(Click on it, and say "CRUD" along with me)
I'm gonna have to straighten The Gooble out about this one!!!
This post is about a "stupid search," not THE WRONGNESS OF THE GOOBLE. But, it MUST be noted how WRONG The Gooble is. This is the image that the evil, demented, creep/creepette from South Africa (that's a country, not a continent) reatarded dude/dudette was sent to.

That's just wrong! Unless those 3 "ugly ones" were dead...I guess that would be mud ugly. Hmmmm....
As always, "Teh Stoopid Search of the day" is brought to you by The Gooble is WRONG T-shirt.

Today's stupid search comes to us via a searcher from Cape Town, South Africa (that's a country, not a continent) that passed our way yesterday. This particular searcher used something called, "MyStart." But, the results are powered by The Gooble Search© .
I must tell you all that this one is VERY troubling! The searcher is not only stupid. It is quite likely that he/she is a demented creep/creepette! And, the fact that The Gooble sent a demented creep/creepette sniffing around Andy's Place has given me more than my share of "pause."
Now, Andy's Place only showed up at #12 on The Gooble Search© results for this POS from South Africa (that's a country, not a continent). Even though I relish my ownership of The Gooble (which I obviously own), I'd just as soon NOT be listed with all the immoral garbage sites listed.
Because this is a "family friendly" blog, you'll note that I have redacted all the paid-for click-through junk designed to satisfy the desires of the evil, demented creeps that desire their evil, demented, creepish jollies.(Click on it, and say "CRUD" along with me)
I'm gonna have to straighten The Gooble out about this one!!!
This post is about a "stupid search," not THE WRONGNESS OF THE GOOBLE. But, it MUST be noted how WRONG The Gooble is. This is the image that the evil, demented, creep/creepette from South Africa (that's a country, not a continent) reatarded dude/dudette was sent to.

That's just wrong! Unless those 3 "ugly ones" were dead...I guess that would be mud ugly. Hmmmm....
As always, "Teh Stoopid Search of the day" is brought to you by The Gooble is WRONG T-shirt.
Oh...one more sumpin'!
Those crazy, radical TeaBaggers are at it again...wielding torches and pitchforks, and all.
Feed Your ADHD had a good piece about it that you might want to look at.
Feed Your ADHD had a good piece about it that you might want to look at.
Saturday Morning junk...
Hey y'all! Hugs, kisses, yada yada yada...
Since it's Saturday morning, and you've got nothing better to do, you're over here visiting, and I'm just as pleased as punch to have ya'! Want some coffee?
Just some random stuff that I liked, and wanted to show y'all.
First off, is a note from PeaGreen. Now, I know we've got some friends from New Orleans, so don't take this personal.
Consider this your "Saturday Morning Chuckle!"
From PeaGreen...
...Two...Three...Four... Oh! NOW you get it! Bwahahahahahahaha!
Walt sends this video, along with a note -
FoxNews has got one of those optical illusion galleries posted this morning. Some of 'em are pretty good. I don't know, though. Is it just ME, or is there something kinda obscene about this one?

And oh yeah, a couple more things. Here's a picture of New York Harbor if we don't stop all this global warming pretty soon.

Well, that's about all I got this morning. I'm working on some really good junk about Black History Month, and racism, and just how WRONG The Gooble is, that I'll show y'all maybe this weekend.
Y'all have a blessed day, okay? I love y'all! I mean it!
Since it's Saturday morning, and you've got nothing better to do, you're over here visiting, and I'm just as pleased as punch to have ya'! Want some coffee?
Just some random stuff that I liked, and wanted to show y'all.
First off, is a note from PeaGreen. Now, I know we've got some friends from New Orleans, so don't take this personal.
Consider this your "Saturday Morning Chuckle!"
From PeaGreen...
Who says Cajuns are stupid?
Everyone is implying, with bad jokes, that Cajuns aren't smart.
I disagree!!! Anybody who would build a city 10 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone, and fill it with Democrats is damn well of genius caliber!
...Two...Three...Four... Oh! NOW you get it! Bwahahahahahahaha!
Walt sends this video, along with a note -
I wonder if the TSA would make this guy take off his bricks?
FoxNews has got one of those optical illusion galleries posted this morning. Some of 'em are pretty good. I don't know, though. Is it just ME, or is there something kinda obscene about this one?

And oh yeah, a couple more things. Here's a picture of New York Harbor if we don't stop all this global warming pretty soon.

Well, that's about all I got this morning. I'm working on some really good junk about Black History Month, and racism, and just how WRONG The Gooble is, that I'll show y'all maybe this weekend.
Y'all have a blessed day, okay? I love y'all! I mean it!
Uh oh! AOL might be cutting me off!
I got an e-mail this morning from account.verifyteam@live.com, that I'm pretty sure needs my immediate attention. (Italics are mine)
Dear Account User,Now wait just ONE DARN MINUTE! AOL usually asks me for my social security, and bank account #s, too. Hmmm......
This is from AOL Mail Team,we are sending out to all account users for verify
safety. Due to the anonomous register of our account which is
causing congested to our service, so we are shutting down som account
and your account was among those to be delete,so the purpose of this
message is for you to verify that you are owner of this accounting and
you are still use it by filling the information below after clicking
on reply button:
Full Name:
User name:
Password:
Account Security Question:
Answer:
Date of Birth:
Country or Territory:
After following the instructions in the sheet,your account will not be
interrupt and will continue as normal. Thanks for your attention to
this request. We apologize for any inconveniences.
Account owner that refuse to update his/her account after a week of
receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanent.
Thanks,
The AOL Mail Team
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out of receiving future promotional e-mail messages from AOL or go to
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respond replies.
PO Box 65627
Sterling
VA 20165-8805
USA
Nyuk! Fill out the information, "after clicking on reply button." I think I'd better take care of this right now! If I don't, y'all won't be able to send me no computer letters after one week of disregard warning...
Friday, February 19, 2010
The TSA...
"Truly. Stupid. Asses."

Now, let me preface this by saying that I have a particular prejudice against the TSA (Truly. Stupid. Asses.) I have not ONCE flown since 9/11 without being singled out for special treatment by the TSAs at the TSA. Certainly, I understand why. I am obviously a candidate to be of some grave danger to other passengers, and quite possibly to the safety of The Nyunited States itself!
I am old(ish), white, extremely square-looking, and speak Southern...obviously a terrorist. So, I can understand why EVERY TIME I FLY, I am pulled aside, wanded, patted down, strip searched, cavity searched, and receive an explosive detecting pedicure from either a 400 pound black woman, or a 94 year-old great-great-grandma!
It has become a big joke between me and The Mrs. We KNOW it's going to happen. We flew out of San Diego once, and of course I was pulled out...along with an 80 year-old dude with a cane, and was forced to prostrate before 3 Filipino T.S.A. female A's, while Mohamed, Abdul, and their cousin, Mohamed Abdul, just meandered through (carrying Allah knows what).
The only time I've missed the Truly Stupid Ass treatment was when I flew out of Monterey, CA. It was about 6 am, and Barney in dreadlocks was obviously stoned. I thought, "now, this is a good argument for legalizing pot," but I digress.
I was over at
(BTW, before I go on...Paul is my friend. And, a great American that has almost single-handedly raised a great American son. His son, Ben, left two days ago for Great Lakes...he be off up in the U.S. Navy now! Paul done raised him a squid! I don't know the boy, but he must be pretty sharp, because what he got accepted in to do is just about as hard to get into as anything! Go over there and congratulate Paul on a 'job well did!')
Back to the story... One thing that ticks me off about it is that it is just now being reported after almost a year. You need to read the whole thing, but I'm gonna make an observation or two before I hand the link off to you.
I am a man of peace. I kinda just "go along to get along," and pretty much give everybody grace when they're doing their job. I don't bitch at folks...even if they are obviously incompetent on their job. I'm mild mannered, and patient.
BUT, if I had been this Police Officer father, somebody would have a broken jaw (at minimum).
In truth, the fact that this father IS a Police Officer (and trained to be disciplined) is probably what saved Barney from a long hospital stay. As a father/parent, it is easy for me to put myself in these folks' shoes. But, even though I have a son with problems myself...this is different, and this is one that makes my heart go out to these folks...and to their little tyke.
The Truly Stupid Asses once again live up to my expectations. Read the post at Stop the ACLU, and the linked article from the Philadelphia Inquirer.
T.S.A.s!
The Gooble is wrong! (#44) And, it's getting on my nerves! Dangit!
Now, The Gooble has been on again/off again with Andy's Place, since we began to expose the wrongness of their search results.
While, I obviously "Own The Gooble," and continue to rack up #1 positions left and right on their search pages. Much resentment obviously exists among many at The Gooble. Now, they are getting on my nerves.
An image searcher hit Andy's Place with a specific critera. Click on it at left, and you will see...
And, once again, just as in "My son is a fat slob," and "fat guy on vacation" searches, the Gooble has decided to pick on me, The Wrongness of The Gooble Czar™.
Yep, that is yours truly at age 17. Of course, The Gooble is WRONG! It's a fat guy in a chair, you Gooble monors!

And, if that's not enough, some joker that works for the school system in Fresno, Cali-stinkin'-fornia lands here a while ago.
Click on that at left, and see what they're doing to me.
They're gonna be sorry. I mean, sooooorrrrry!
While, I obviously "Own The Gooble," and continue to rack up #1 positions left and right on their search pages. Much resentment obviously exists among many at The Gooble. Now, they are getting on my nerves.
An image searcher hit Andy's Place with a specific critera. Click on it at left, and you will see...And, once again, just as in "My son is a fat slob," and "fat guy on vacation" searches, the Gooble has decided to pick on me, The Wrongness of The Gooble Czar™.
Yep, that is yours truly at age 17. Of course, The Gooble is WRONG! It's a fat guy in a chair, you Gooble monors!

And, if that's not enough, some joker that works for the school system in Fresno, Cali-stinkin'-fornia lands here a while ago.Click on that at left, and see what they're doing to me.
They're gonna be sorry. I mean, sooooorrrrry!
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